OSCARS

TEAM WINSLET.

Also, I found my drinking game:

• Hugh Jackman makes a joke about Australia |
  
• Hugh Jackman breaks out into X-Men: The Musical | [close enough! "I am Wolveriiiiiine!" in the opening number!]
  
• Someone thanks their agent |
• ... thanks their spouse |||| ||||
• ... thanks their parents |||| ||
• ... thanks the cast/crew |||| |||| ||||
• ... says they don't know who to thank
• ... makes a veiled plea for work in the guise of a joke about a nominated director or producer
• ... pretends to buckle under the weight of the Oscar |
• Any trip or injury |
• Someone approvingly refers to Barack Obama |
• Someone makes a reference to the recession |
• A presenter muffs their lines |||
• Male presenter makes innuendo about attractive women
• Shot of Jack Nicholson laughing in the audience
• Kate Winslet says "Gather"
• Any award recipient cries |||
• A cutaway to anyone in the audience with an obviously faked grin
• The band plays someone off the stage |

Adapted from here.


|||| These are only the tallies that I caught. MAYBE THERE WERE MORE.