Words of Truth

Alexa: So I'm serving coffee, and there are dumbass execs at NBC who greenlight shit like "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here"?
Alexa: HOW IS THIS FAIR?

DON'T JUDGE US

Alexa: I also love the Tool Academy
Emily: ME TOO
Alexa: HOW did it take so long for ANYONE to come up with this idea?
Emily: I KNOW
Alexa: It's BRIL
Emily: HAHAHAHAHA
Emily: LOVE that someone is finally calling them out
Alexa: SERIOUSLY
Emily: omgwtf @ the 2 girlfriends guy
Emily: his hair is also tooltastic
Alexa: I HEART HIM AND HIS HAIR
Emily: Celebrity was a DOUCHEY DOUCHE
Alexa: OH LORD
Emily: CLARENCE
Emily: F U
Emily: F U SO HARD, "CELEBRITY"
Alexa: Oh Rob too, the "Power Tool"
Emily: ...I should not be this passionate about this topic.
Alexa: lol
Alexa: You shouldn't
Alexa: And yet...
Alexa: The one with the funny name-Matsuflex
Alexa: AKA RYAN
Emily: HAAHAHAHA
Alexa: Dude
Emily: MATSUFLEX
Alexa: What a tool
Emily: YES
Alexa: GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW
Emily: ME TOO
Alexa: It's reassuring that while we may be single for an indeterminite amount of time, we will never date tools.
Emily: for sure
Alexa: Any variety of tools. Ever.
Alexa: Or at least, at this degree of toolishness
Emily: yes
Alexa: However, we should also take a moment to acknowledge our too long discussion of Tool Academy

Emily: "Tool Academy" is a new label on our blog
Alexa: AHAHAHA

Alexa: 2 tools, 1 badge.
Emily: ~suspense~
Alexa: Now I have to see who stays
Emily: TELL ME
Emily: WHO IS UP?
Alexa: ~commercial~
Alexa: To go home? Loser, slacker tool with no job, ambition or personality vs. Naked Tool AKA Matsuflex AKA Ryan AKA Admits to Owning Man Panties
Emily: BRILL
Alexa: Tool With Ridic Hair/2 girlfriends/a tattoo above his..ahem...package that says "KUNG FU MASTER" and the Tool Who Is Tinier Than I am made it through
Alexa: I really should like, liveblog/recap this shit
Alexa: This is comedic gold
Alexa: It'd be like recapping an episode of "Rock Of Love" with less boobs and chance of VD

The Price Is Right

My job title is now "Professional Daytime TV Contestant"

First Ellen DeGeneres, now The Price Is Right.

Watch me play on October 23.

I'm ready for "House"

$2.50 Searidge white zinfandel in a light-up glass, sharp cheddar cubes, and reduced-fat Wheat Thins

I LOVE ELLEN PT. 2

This was the Video Of the Day on her site:

And here are screencaps (or, um, digital pictures of my TV):

I LOVE 2003

I'm approximately two minutes into watching I Love the New Millennium: 2003 on VH1 (okay, really? do we already need to reminisce about the current decade?)...and I FREAKING LOVE 2003!

• Finding Nemo
• The Governator beating Mary Carey and Gary Coleman
  
• Paris Hilton's sex tape
• Saddam's capture

And that's only the intro to this show! WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER AMAZINGNESS I WILL BE REMINDED OF?!


EDIT: 4:22pm

• Michael Jackson trial
• Joe Millionaire TV show
• Sisqo's "Hotties I'd Like to See In Thongs" segment!

EDIT: 4:43pm

• CLAY AIKEN and Claymates
• Sigfried, Roy, and the tiger mauling