Alexa: I also love the Tool Academy
Emily: ME TOO
Alexa: HOW did it take so long for ANYONE to come up with this idea?
Emily: I KNOW
Alexa: It's BRIL
Emily: LOVE that someone is finally calling them out
Emily: omgwtf @ the 2 girlfriends guy
Emily: his hair is also tooltastic
Alexa: I HEART HIM AND HIS HAIR
Emily: Celebrity was a DOUCHEY DOUCHE
Alexa: OH LORD
Emily: F U
Emily: F U SO HARD, "CELEBRITY"
Alexa: Oh Rob too, the "Power Tool"
Emily: ...I should not be this passionate about this topic.
Alexa: You shouldn't
Alexa: And yet...
Alexa: The one with the funny name-Matsuflex
Alexa: AKA RYAN
Alexa: What a tool
Alexa: GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW
Emily: ME TOO
Alexa: It's reassuring that while we may be single for an indeterminite amount of time, we will never date tools.
Emily: for sure
Alexa: Any variety of tools. Ever.
Alexa: Or at least, at this degree of toolishness
Alexa: However, we should also take a moment to acknowledge our too long discussion of Tool Academy
Emily: "Tool Academy" is a new label on our blog
Alexa: 2 tools, 1 badge.
Alexa: Now I have to see who stays
Emily: TELL ME
Emily: WHO IS UP?
Alexa: To go home? Loser, slacker tool with no job, ambition or personality vs. Naked Tool AKA Matsuflex AKA Ryan AKA Admits to Owning Man Panties
Alexa: Tool With Ridic Hair/2 girlfriends/a tattoo above his..ahem...package that says "KUNG FU MASTER" and the Tool Who Is Tinier Than I am made it through
Alexa: I really should like, liveblog/recap this shit
Alexa: This is comedic gold
Alexa: It'd be like recapping an episode of "Rock Of Love" with less boobs and chance of VD