Dear Ellen, staff, crew, and interns whose job may be to google all things related to the show:
I LOVE YOU.
GUYS I AM TOTALLY ON THE ELLEN DEGENERES SHOW AIRING TOMORROW (THURS).
No, for real. Not just an audience crowd shot (though I AM right there when she dances down my aisle). I make a spectacular appearance crawling across the stage in a lifejacket in pursuit of apples. I lost the game so hard, but came home with an iPod Touch, among other totally sweet swag.
I LOVE ELLEN, and she really does look that awesome up close in person. I want to look that fabulous when I'm 50!
And in conclusion, my birthday was super.
(I love Ellen)