I have found Alexa's male soulmate

(I am her female soulmate, obvs.)

Who cares that he runs iheartpapyrus.com? Sure, Papyrus is a horrifically overused font, but this is all you need to know:

About Me: Droppin' it significantly less like it's hot, and more like it's just really heavy and awkward.

Perfect match.

We're still alive

Clearly the end of Tool Academy meant we ran out of hilarious things to talk about.

That, or maybe we kinda forgot to blog.


We'll be back.